What we did during the session. It's written by Bernice, me then Peifang for each different paragraph respectively, enjoy!

Hello! I am so glad I found your unit, I almost got lost. Okay, so first things first: What's your name? Oh okay, nice name. I wish my parents thought of that. Right. So where's your room? (bernice)

Upstairs? Bring me there. How would I know where it is? Yes, you go first. No, don't trip on the stairs, I can't afford the hospital bill! (me)

Okay, wow, nice room! Oohh.. Haha. Is it just me or do I smell rotten eggs and old cheese in here? Ugh... I'd take it that it's just me since you're not answering. Okay, anyway, let's start. (peifang)

Do you have a timetable? Those papers which they give out containing the time and day of each lesson? No, that's a calendar, see? There's the month on it. Who says timetables state the month? No wait, don't answer that, that was rhetorical, I take it back. Just.... Go look for your timetable. Or anything that looks remotely like one. (bernice)

Oh, that looks like it, is that it? No wait, it says 2006. Why are you even keeping this?! Look at the calendar you just gave it, it's 2007. Wake up!(me)

Alright, man! You found it! Finally... Okay, now read it... No, not the headline, you cretin, the contents! This is all new to you, isn't it? Tsk, the words in the little boxes... Ohh, just read the one at the top, not all! (peifang) [yes, this is wat I meant jus now]

Yes, it is Monday. No, not Tuesday. Monday! The first column! Yes, ok, you've got it. That's English. So what do you bring for english? What? Don't you have any idea? Do you know how late we're running? None of my employees have BEEN this late, please don't start, you'll scar my reputation.

Do you have a textbook for english, even? What do you mean what's that? TEXTBOOK... the one with hell tons of word... Yes, word. Not work. Does it ring a bell?

MMmm.... Yeah. That's close but that's maths... Um, hello? Earth to the person who doesn't even know what a textbook is, the pages have lots of numbers in it, does it look like english? Okay, stop arguing! Just put the book away and search PROPERLY.

That has words in it but it's a dictionary. Texts aren't quite so thick, all the students would have died. Hey, listen pal, I may be pale but I'm not dead. No! I just get little sun! No!!! Vampirism is... Stop trying to distract me! Look, there, that's english. Grab that. For the last time, I'm not undead!!

Okay, now look at the next column. Not right, down. That's RIGHT. I want DOWN. The box below the one which says english. Yes, that's the one. And it says? Maths... Okay. Maths.

Now this is going to be easy, isn't it? You just put your maths textbook away, remember? No, you did, look, it's just beside you. Yeah, put it in your bag along with the english book in your hands. Now you see the difference between maths and english? Smart... Okay, now where's your bag? What? You don't have one? Okay, I take back my compliment...

See that crumpled old thing? That's your-- Oh my God, that's your bag?! What, did it get savaged by wild dogs? Oh. Well. I had to ask. Okay. In go the books. Now for your uniform! That's your closet, isn't it? Well, open it! Wait, what do you mean your uniform's in the wash? Don't you have more than one pair? Well, I see another peeking out from underneath your bed! Ohhcrap. I think I know where the smell is coming from now.

What? You don't wash it? What school do you come from? Wait, isn't that uniform supposed to be... Forget it. Bring it for ironing.

What do you mean what do I mean?! Iron! The heavy bone-shaped thing that turns real hot when you turn the switch on? No, you can't not iron it. You know what, why don't you rub soap on it before you start ironing, because I realise I'm not breathing normally. No, I don't need a diaphragm! I need AIR!

Or perfume? You do realise I'm teaching you something extra don't you? You don't know what perfume is? Forget it. Grab that soap. Rub it into your uniform. No, you're just squishing it. Lightly... Yes. That's it. Okay. Flick the suds off. You know... Oh, come ON. You don't need an explanation for THAT, do you?! Fine, I'll do it. There. The iron! Grab the iron! We're running late!!! Don't you have a sense of urgency? Or for that, ANY sense at all?!

You think you do? Well then prove it! Get the iron and iron out your uniform! What where?! Don't you know that irons come with ironing boards? Oh Jesus, do you even live here? Forget it... At least it smells... better now.

Just remember to keep your distance, and don't talk to anymore for more than five minutes. Those poor souls. Why? Haha... You don't want to know why, trust me.... Hey hey hey, why you headed for the bed, we're not done yet! Hello? I'm talking to you! Well, I'm looking at you aren't I? Get back here!

You still have to put on your socks. You're paying me for a reason, you know. Wait-- You ARE paying me though, right? What do you mean you're not going to school because your mood is spoilt? No wait, just answer the first one. Oh, Christ, you're infuriating! I don't care how frustrated you are, are you going to pay me or not?!

Oh forget it. I am getting out of this PLACE. This junk. Waste of my time, waste of my life. Why did you even bother hiring a professional when you are not paying, you retard. I am out of here. Hey, open the door. No wait, this is a window... Qhere the hell is the door? Help! Forget it... The window will do.

Ugh. Ouch. Hmm... Is this a road...? Is that a car? I see headlights. Wait, it's coming towards me! I better go... Ouch, my leg! I must have hurt it when I fell out the darn window. Ahh! It's coming! What am I gonna--

Upon reaching the weekends, we are free... to blog, to slack, to gossip =P
The session today was so successful (excluding the part where we could not find anyone else to join in). We joked, laughed and de-stressed. Talking about stress, there is this ting about me now that I cant get my head, or to be precise, my nose off alcohol (yes help!). But the good thing is that I can stand alcohol... in simpler english that i can understand myself, i dun get drunk =D And i guess that is the reason y my mum actually push the glass of red wine to me on wednesday...
back to the session... all 3 of us sorta lost some calories coz of all the laughing and joking... It does help to gather some girlfriends and just say your heart out (doesnt sound right, i noe...) once in a while... way of de-stressing and relaxing =D try this before exam... it works!

Last day of holiday T.T But I did my very best to occupy all the holidays XP
Wentta my mum's Shop and Save Chinese New Year party at aunty Karen's house... We had steamboat (again) and we lou1 hay2-ed XP
just 365 days (or more) ago, I swore not to wear the purple 'ballet' shoes. But the sad thing is, my brother went out with his sneakers and my slippers' erm... 'shell' came out. so yah, I ended up pasting plasters at my ankle even b4 I wore the shoes.... "wat about the previous two days? didnt you wear that thing too?" you might wonder... well, my legs got red marks everywhere after wearing the heels for two days so I decided to make a change... but it doesnt help any much, trust me. 4 more days to Mrs Teo's house (i hope) and 5 more days to CO performance at AMK... I hope it wont be like the last time when I had to erm... 'mix' in XP
Happy Last day of holiday CNY (sounds rong, I noe, but nvm)

Coffee? You are so rong... Its alcohol XD (and I had it =X)
The Cadbury chocolate they have there (I had almost half a box of it)
The VanHoutan Chocolate they have there (I had around 3 and decided the cadbury one is nicer.
The Guylian Chocolate they have there (Its the nicest and most expensive of all and I had erm... Can I dun disclose =X)
The heels that I wore for the previous two days... (now you get wat I meant?)

Happy Chinese New Year (I noe I am late, again.)!!!
I really had fun (excluding the high-heel part) but the thing is that, strangely, I dun feel into the festive season. It only felt like another long weekend or somting like that. Maybe its becoz of the queit-ness... as in, not that many pple joined us for this year.
So yea, my mother, brother and i wentta visit my nanny for the first day and then my maternal relatives- the usual practice 'cept that this year, I tried something new. Mdm Teo (my chinese teacher) told us about putting all your ang pau below your pillow and it will reduce the aging signs when you become older, the fact that she does look younger than her actual age. and so I did. intend to only open it after the 15th. Not really sure to spend it or not... prolly not. you might think its a miracle noeing my character but I jus dun feel like spending recently... maybe its becoz of erm.. yea...


Opposite view of my nanny's son's house in Pasir Ris

My mum, complaining how hot my nanny's homemade chilli is XP

Junior! Isn't he kawaii? (he hugged my leg thinking that it was a tree -.-)

The repair of the mahjong table! XD (the table was made of fibre-board... of cuz it is destroyed lah -.-)

Look at the snaaaccckkksss.... arent you hungry? XD

Tadaii Ma!
Went back to woodgrove yesterday with brincie... I feel totally like a giant -.-
My motive there was to visit Mrs Teo and wish her a Happy Chinese New Year. To my surprise, she is becoming a mother of two kids! But she is still as cute as ever =P

Me and Brincie! (we were at the Canteen)
Second one taken (I tink this one is nicer... I dun look that blur -.-)

After which, I had to help my parents at their stall. It was really nice to see all the yong tau hu sold out within mins... Vry NICE... My maternal relatives then came to visit us...

the square fishcake is one for 30c, nor hiang-3 for $1 and long fishcake-1 for 70c (and yes, im made to memorise this on the spot)
home-made yong tau hu... i made some of them =P
The fishballsss and squidddssss
I am in charge of all these packt stuff... easy, but memorising the price = XX
My youngest cousin =D

Happy (belated) Valetine's Day!
I really really really wanted to post yesterday but I was really really really occupied so yah =X Anywho, Thx girls for all your pressies... i really love them all... Peifang, WanQi and Michelle, the ones that you all gave me are gonna be my "CNY Jewelleries". Kaylin, the doggy is with all my other soft toys which occupies half of my bed. He is having fun, dun worry XP
A great big thankyou to all of you!
Happy (belated) Valentine's!

On this fateful day... The day before Valentine's day...
i. Try having "lovebites" all over your body... Those that looks like pimples
ii. Have your DM enter your class to hunt for hamsters
iii. Think of not going to school because of your "lovebites"
iv. Think of celebrating Valentine's Day with your playstation and FFV
v. Tell yourself you are not bad afterall because you have "lovebites" (although it is not from anyone you like... they just "pop" out -.-)

Honestly, your day cannot be worse than mine...

A new skin. But I cant promise you pple that i will keep updating. this is bcoz of my work and erm play time. anywho, i recently got this ting about keep changing skin so if i have time i will change it again... be prepared for surprises! this skin features pita ten, a vry kawaii anime (duh). i love it. but i dun care if you do =P