On this fateful day... The day before Valentine's day...
i. Try having "lovebites" all over your body... Those that looks like pimples
ii. Have your DM enter your class to hunt for hamsters
iii. Think of not going to school because of your "lovebites"
iv. Think of celebrating Valentine's Day with your playstation and FFV
v. Tell yourself you are not bad afterall because you have "lovebites" (although it is not from anyone you like... they just "pop" out -.-)

Honestly, your day cannot be worse than mine...