Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Wahahahaz... Had a good feast today wif joyce NG... XD Not exactly a good one for the rich pple reading my post but for the poorer ones like me hehe... Erhem... Anyways... We wentta Pizza Hut for lunch and ordered 2 student meals and decided to share here and there XD... Stella... I noe u dun like it but it REALLY doesn't matter alot... Aight... We had this mushroom soup which was DAMN FREAKING NICE AND TASTY as our appetizer while waiting for the main coz... I had this Chicken royale pasta thinggy and joyce ordered the al--- (watever) Surfers choice... Honestly... Im totally not good in rmbering menus and dishes... Then we were like chatting and occupying the space not willing to leave even after the meal but joyce decided tt she had to lvl up for her maple character so yah we went to look for empty disc for myself to burn then went around to decide what to eat for lunch next week... Jack's place -_-"... Owells... So we went home and i had to teach the two lil ones in the evening then here watch TV and eat dinner then here I am ^^... But I had done my hmwk lah of coz... U c so guai XD... But imma desperate for the transfer... Trust me... I'll lead a better live... And the pictures are wif joyce so until she sends me... hehe all of u will only hav to read words and words XD
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Sttttuuupppiiiddd school system! Imagine... It is already the third month of the year and we are already so used to our tchers... Yesterday our school jus issued a new time table and they changed our english tcher! damn them! I am not saying that the new tcher is not good but won't it be better if everything had jus stayed like last time... I mean it's like we had put in our effort to do our vry best for the past few months and now that we got a new tcher, it is still ok if he said "Ur effort will not be washed into the drain", he actually said" let's have a new start!!! Faeces! For those who slacked are jus happy tt they can hav a fresh start... For us? Hey I needa get a transfer here ok?!?!? Purposely dun lemme go issit!?!? Baka ne! The system now made me wanna transfer at this vry moment!!! Jus so afraid tt if im so not use to this tcher i might jus fail my english F4... ENGLISH LEH!!! IMPORTANT SUBJECT SIA! INFACT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE U NOE!!! ... I WAN MR VICTOR TAN!!!
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Aight... My arms, knee and butt is hurting reeeaaalll bad now... Went ice-skating with Bernice,Ken,Ling,Ginelle,Mahdi,Elis and the beast(I hope u noe who u r and I hope I get all of ur names right...) yesterday. It was my first time and of coz... I fell the most out of all of them. Honestly, for those who are going for ice-skating for ur first time, falling is part of the fun... I was so damn afraid of falling at the first place then Bernx was there "Never think of the nagative side" and Ken was there "Don't be afraid of falling" and "You can do it!" So I tried vry hard not to think of falling and well I guess im not bad for a first timer? I fell 16 times yesterday and it was quite an "ouchy" day for a holiday but who cares... The falling part is the real fun! At first I tot I really look like a serial killer with the gloves my brother lent me on but it turns out tt most of them have the same kind too... And if u get to see Bernx's blogg, she was rite about the "gimme lunch and I'll be quiet" part XD... Try skipping ur dinner one fine night and not having breakfast the next day... U'll be like me... The food we had yesterday was Oishinesu! I had Cold Soba(Which is Japanese Cold Noodles) and erm... I cldn't rmb the name for the food tt Bernx and Ken ordered -_-|| But anyways, I had to do a food report as part of my holiday homework... Haiz damn... I still hav tons not done! Well anyways,quite a number of pple's birthday yesterday(Ken u r included) And the rink was filled with foams when they play the birthday song... We were like in our own world, singing the song to Ken haha pretty fun! The songs they play there were nice too! My fave was Cao Cao, Shan Hu Hai and Ai Ni... Haha... I fell once while singing and trying to skate at the same time XD... But who cares tt gave me the reason to fall-To have fun! XP And honestly Eddie, u missed out the fun XP
Friday, March 17, 2006


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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETICS
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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